MasterChef 2025, THE FINAL: A Willingly Given Sneeze

Claire and the Canadian Postal Service are mortal enemies.

These recaps were made of mushrooms the whole time!

Don’t ask about what happened to Gregg.

We’re (not you) are going to Greece!

One frame to sum up the technical.

If you need me, I’ll be behind the bike shed.

It might be better if she used the proving drawer and not her mouth.

I’ve been a spiralling circle all week.

And that’s all we can hope for in 2025.

Bertie Bassett is an enemy of the people.

80% of this episode is everyone using someone else as a human shield.

Help, I’ve been left unsupervised in the blast chiller.

Bridgerton could never be this sexy.

Don’t forget to sun your babkas.

We are under no circumstances calling it a Paul Handy.

This recap sank last week, so I rebuilt it anew out of gingerbread.

Diva down!

They unfortunately released the butthole cut.

I apologise now for how much of this recap is dedicated to that one chicken.

I hope you’re also wearing your pyjamas.

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