MasterChef: The Professionals 2023, Episode 9: High-velocity Quiche

The Mask (1994, Chuck Russell)

I wrote this recap in 17 minutes.

She can see time.

How many awful things could possibly happen to one crab?

It’s only about a fistful of butter, but sure.

Now with 100% less exploding blenders!

Images that precede unfortunate events.

This recap was made on the Japanese mandolin.

They paid good money for that overly large table in lockdown, they’re not about to get rid of it now!

I’m here to absolve your pineapple sins.

Wow, tough crowd.

Sadly, we’ll never find out what Han and Chewie had for breakfast.

Intense Embarrassing Parents Energy.

Stuffing a carrot is the first sign of madness.

I hope everyone gets 5 sessions of complementary therapy after the show.

The future is crab.

I shall never know peace until I have the answer.

Content Warning: Clingfilm.

Nobody looks more upset than Gregg Wallace hearing that a dessert might not be ready in time.

I wish I had a favourite Watercress Farm.

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