MasterMidwife hasn’t been quite so successful.

We have a new frontrunner in the Doing Awful Things to Eggs stakes.

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No, this is Patrick.

I lost all Hope today…

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Concept Idea: MasterChef: Family Feud. Everyone thinks they’re competing as family teams only to then find out they’re competing against their own family members in the initial heats.

It’s all gone a bit Pete Tong.

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John Torode’s table magic career leaves a little to be desired.

This recap reaches full size when fried for 20 seconds.

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Welcome to MasterChef: Unfiltered.

Are you my mummy?

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Whoever smelled it, dealt it.

I’ll take all the All Stars crumbs I can get.

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FINALLY. Some Tall Girl representation.

Cheese Gromit!

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I’ll fight you on that.

Is everyone having a competition to see who can plate up the fewest things on a plate?

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This is my favourite renaissance painting.

This recap is somehow not free of CATS (2019) content.

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Sir, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

What could be more nourishing than a big bowl of piping hot gravy?

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