There’s a pill for that.

The tart has collapsed.

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He’s a real pot stirrer.

At least one sea bass was harmed in the making of this episode.

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The Myth. The Legend. The Pookie.

The sauce is lovely.

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Shrek (2001, dir. A. Adamson & V. Jensen.)

Corn ribbed, for your pleasure.

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Time for my favourite game: tell who just bought their aprons because they haven’t ironed out the folding creases.

What colour would you like your rice, sir?

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