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Interior Design Masters 2023, The Final: Authenticating Diplodocus

This is my favourite rock band.

At least Tom was still technically in the final?

Interior Design Masters 2023, Episode 7: Moderately Important Bristolians

This week Claudia Winkleman was sitting in for Alan Carr.

To Japandi, or not to Japandi? That is the question.

Interior Design Masters 2023, Episode 6: Slideshow of Duck Corpses

This is how I start all of my conversations.

Send duck pics.

Interior Design Masters 2023, Episode 5: Wardrobe-shaped Wardrobe

I think if we’ve learned anything, it’s that Laurence Llewelyn Bowen can never be predicted.

These florals are futch.

Interior Design Masters 2023, Episode 4: Plenty and Bountiful Sock Bush

Strap in, it’s a bumpy ride.

Some pigeons may have been harmed in the making of this recap.

Interior Design Masters 2023, Episode 3: Bespoke Flypaper

I’m not sure about this new direction for Top Gear.

Technically, it’s gingham.

Interior Design Masters 2023, Episode 2: Flintstones-themed Oubliette

I feel VERY attacked.

Grab your juice box and crustless sandwich, it’s recap time.

Interior Design Masters 2023, Episode 1: The Horse Girl That Never Was

Brag.

Please mind the sharp corners.

Interior Design Masters 2021, The Final: Murdered by a Lovely Rioja

I love the disparity between Siobhan’s pink retro wonderland of a bar and her very smart, office ready husband. Couple goals.

It’s the final and it’s come down to a battle between Maximalism and Practicality – two of the four horsemen of the Interior Design Apocalypse, the other two being Faux Marble and Charlotte.

Interior Design Masters 2021, Episode 7: Anti-Duck Egg Stormfront

Rocking up to the semi-finals dressed like the governing villain in a YA novel is one hell of a flex.

It is of course the semi-finals and with only two days and a very exacting brief on hand the pressure is rising and heads will butt…