Sewing Bee 2022, Episode 7: A Caramel Barrel in the Gusset

And now we know where the phrase “as flat as an ironing board” comes from.

Who wants to sign up for Esme’s Knicker Making Masterclass with me?

You either die a hero or you live long enough to become the villain.

Sadly it didn’t turn out that Music Week would involve turning a tuba into a piece of women’s formal wear.

Sewing Bee, now with added Omega 3!

It’s Children’s Week and the grand tradition of unhinged fancy dress continues – may it’s torch burn ever bright.

The first draft of Esme’s autobiography was a little racy.

Have you ever wondered how many coats have to die for a single Spice Girls joke? Well, now we know.

Layering, it’s very in right now!

I’m not sure we can call it Summer Week if the presenter hasn’t had to do something awful with a Mr. Whippy.

I see Brogan and I have the same approach to PE.

If anything this episode proved that, much like puff pastry, it is a waste of your time and energy to make your own shoes.

I see they’re recycling the clothes that Joe Lycett left behind.

It’s back! And not only is there a new host but they’ve moved up to Yorkshire, and it is quite frankly rude of them not to have invited me to come and model a variety of insane sleeves for them.

Happy Pride Month to Jim The Neckless ONLY!

It’s the final and the theme for the week is Celebrations (the events, not the box of disappointing chocolates) so expect fun, frivolity and a simmering undercurrent of over competitiveness.