Bake Off 2026, Free-from Week: Temperamental Clothes Horse
Partial Eclipse of the Tart.
Please be upstanding for the President of the Little Guys Society.
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Bake Off 2026, Bread Week: Private Cheese Garderobe
Never has a Technical Challenge felt more like a police line-up.
Bread is kinda boring and sad.
Read MoreBake Off 2026, Audience Choice Week: Go… Falcons?
Bake Off 2026, Biscuit Week: Born Yesterday Eyebrows
Bake Off 2026, Cake Week: Lemons Are The New Marie Antoinette
Me when every pop song in the 2010s had a terrible rap feature halfway through.
If Danni has a million fans, I am one of them. If Danni has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Danni, then I am against the world.
Read MoreBake Off 2025, Cake Week: Plasmatic Concept of an Eel
I don’t think anything sums up this episode of Bake Off better than that.
I too feel like a slightly too warm cake barely clinging to life.
Read MoreBake Off 2024, Caramel Week: Vibratingly Guilty
Trouble in paradise.
There was a brief second where I almost published this as Camel Week.
Read MoreBake Off 2024, Bread Week: Amaltheia’s Equally Bountiful Nipples
Bake Off, Series 15, Episode 1: Fanny Craddock’s Necronomicon
Bake Off 2022, THE FINAL: Edvard Monkey
Welcome to the Bake Off Hall of Fame, little guy.
Like Avril Lavigne in 2002, I have to ask: why’d you have to go and make things so complicated?
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