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The Jurgenator has entered Sleep Mode.
This week we see the return of Caramel Week – a theme last seen on the inaugural Channel 4 series of Bake Off and there’s a bit of a reason it was banished for several years considering The Stroopwafel Incident of Yore.
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In order to save himself from elimination George uses an ingenious disguise to cloaks himself as Prue Leith.
It’s pastry week where obviously we have to ignore the years of general advice being “just buy the ready made stuff, Jus-Rol has perfected the artform.”
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It’s no Statue of Liberty but I guess it’ll do.
Welcome to German Week where we do not have fun and games. But there’s a lot of biscuits, yeast and questionably problematic accent work going on. Clearly nobody learned anything from Japanese Week.
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Personally I’m only ever happy if Chigs is happy.
Dessert Week is upon us so expect some setting nightmares and would you care for more sin with your cake, dear Adam?
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The bloodshot eyes of Freya’s marzipan-filled starfish will haunt my dreams forever.
It’s Bread Week which does unfortunately mean Paul Hollywood is more insufferable than ever – how dare the bread be bready?
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If you wanted to know what Damiano David would look like if he ran a thrift shop in Brighton, now you know!
As it’s Biscuit Week, I can safely assume I need to up the stakes of my threats to make every week Cake Week.
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That feeling when you’re not a cat person and the cat makes a beeline for your lap.
Do you want to know what a pithivier and fudge have in common? Well too bad, you’re going to go to your grave wondering because apparently we’ve given up on themed weeks.
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Elon Musk’s race to Mars is going swimmingly.
It’s as dramatic a finale as we’ve ever had – there’s leaks, spills, a little swearing and small moments of triumph. And that’s just Laura’s journey.
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When you both wear the same thing and one of you is going to have to change.
The semi-finals had all the drama you could hope for: Scalpels! Heatwaves! Passion fruit! And an erect horn!
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Point of View: you’re Dave’s latest victim.
It’s Dessert Week – a fixture that I have been sceptical of ever since that time they tried to convince us that making a trifle was baking and this week did nothing to dissuade me of my anti-jelly prejudices. What part of BAKE OFF does jelly not understand?
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