Glow Up, Series 5, Episode 1: Earthworm Circus

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Big fan of the reboot of The Craft.

It’s the finale and Val Garland has finally grown to resent ever praising the cheekbone prosthetic.

OK, calm down Theresa May.

A Rebellion themed challenge? How timely.

I always wondered what happened to the MUAs once they were eliminated.

It’s a Social Media Is Bad, Actually heavy episode which does mean that we are forced to confront the fact we do in fact live in a society.

Me every week hoping that Nancé can have a little win as a treat.

Strap in, it’s an episode where the crushing reality that you’re now older than most people who go on reality TV really begins to sink in.

That cake you left out in the rain has come back to haunt you.

Any amount of hair tends to amaze Dom.

A week of special effects makeup so we’re off to do battle with Doctor Who aliens and meet all of your favourite C-tier X-men mutants!

Teeth (2008, Mitchell Lichtenstein.)

Get in loser, we’re going to run away and join the circus.

Stay in school kids!

It’s back and it’s creating reality TV gold dust, and that’s just Rachel and her glitter.

Excuse me while I write an entire cartoon series about this trio of crime solvers, The Mystery Gang wont know what hit them!

We’ve reached the final showdown where the MUAs have to try not to crack under the pressure that is Duckie Thot’s intimidating levels of beauty.

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