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Eurovision 2023, Grand Final, Part 2: Chronically Online Glam Metal

May the best Queen of Kings win!

TRAKTORA!

Eurovision 2023, Grand Final, Part 1: Not Like Other Girls Reflex

Onwards brave steed! (Steeds?)

It’s crazy, it’s party.

Eurovision 2023, The Nonqualifiers: Mildly Interesting Thought Experiment

It’s “The Mount Doom we have at home”

The thing is known.

Eurovision 2022, Part 2: Guppy in a Shark Tank

It was a big night for LGBTQIA+S10 Community.

Beware, Here be ballads.

Eurovision 2022, Part 1: Origami Insane Asylum

The Birth of Venus (Sandro Botticelli, 1485–1486)

I know I said somewhere I wasn’t going to recap Eurovision but guess what? I lied.