Pottery Throwdown 2022, Episode 1: Malevolent Moon Oven
I for one salute our new pottery overlords.
It’s back, so pour yourself a nice ceramic bottle of milk, sit back and let’s pretend like I know what I’m talking about!
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Bake Off: The Professionals, Series 4, Episode 2: The Parapet of Obscure Fruits
Mmm, fondant medical waste!
Apparently in their 4th series they’ve finally learned that alternating the team heats every week didn’t allow us to get to know the teams so it’s the same set of people as last week! There is also carnage.
Read MoreBake Off: The Professionals, Series 4, Episode 1: Physics, Ham and Jenga
Cherish Finden came, she delivered many a reaction Jpeg, she left.
The Great British Bake Off’s stressed out, overachieving cousin is back and absolutely determined to bring about The Jaffa Cake Discourse once again. They are biscuit-sized cakes, can we stop?
Read MoreThe Circle, Series 3: A Player Ranking Post
This was an incredible series of The Circle, maybe a few too many twists and contestants with a lot of potential added far too late in the game but we got catfishing romances, anonymous smear campaigns and many many giant pastries!
What better way to mark its end than a look back over the contestants and rank them based almost purely on how much unnecessary drama they wrought from their boutique apartments.
Read MorePottery Throwdown 2021, The Final: A Deconstructed Flamingo
Are you happy to see me or is that a hump on your wheel?
As they say, all good things must come to and end and after 10 glorious weeks we must finally crown our Pottery Throwdown Overlord, so get your cocktails ready because it’s party time!
Read MorePottery Throwdown 2021, Episode 9: She-Hulk Daisy Buchanan
I have never seen a more perfect representation of life in student shared housing.
It’s Bathroom Week and we get to appreciate the rare televisual thrill of watching people watch water drain out of a sink!
Read MorePottery Throwdown 2021, Episode 7: Emotional Support Okapi
Some people say that if you hold a raccoon filled water feature to your ears you can hear the streets of New York.
This week the potters will be tackling the animal kingdom with animal inspired water features and later being more aghast at strawberry planters than you thought anyone ever could be.
Read MorePottery Throwdown 2021, Episode 5: Aggressive Rhinoplasty
I need to know how many times someone banged their head on this perilous staircase.
This week had everything: Brawls! Exploding Dolly Parton! Ed Sheeran Discourse and a Wobbly Ozzy!
Read MorePottery Throwdown 2021, Episode 4: A Perfect Union of Man and Budgie
Rich and Siobhan went halves on a suit set, next week he gets to wear the trousers and she’ll have a spin in the jacket.
This episode has everything, pottery deaths, veiled threats of violence, a 100% increase in Rose content and FIRE, SWEET FIRE.
Read MorePottery Throwdown Recap: Defunct Pickle Pots
Have we interrupted something?
It’s back! the purest show on television with more jeopardy than Bake Off in a heatwave and not a malicious bone in its body! It’s just nice people making nice things in a nice workshop. 2021 might not be so bad?
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