Celebrity MasterChef 2022, Episode 7: The Rare and Presumed Impossible Sauce Bludgeon
Screaming, crying, throwing up.
Have you ever wondered how many times 1 man can invite an avocado to the wrong party?
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Celebrity MasterChef 2022, Episode 6: Beef Geometry
Celebrity MasterChef 2022, Episode 5: KFC Cuckoo
Paint me like one of your bald men watching pies.
In this episode we’re testing skills and Freddy Forster’s patience!
Read MoreCelebrity MasterChef 2022, Episode 4: Slapdash Beheadings
He’s a choirmaster, twisted choirmaster.
Welcome to Celebrity MasterChef’s Heat 2: Chris Eubank Boogaloo!
Read MoreCelebrity MasterChef 2022, Episode 3: Textural Horror Movie
If you pull a silly face I might pause the episode and then you’ll be stuck like that.
It’s the first quarterfinal and Danny Jones is playing by MasterChef: The Professionals’s portioning rules.
Read MoreCelebrity MasterChef 2022, Episode 2: Miserable Trilobites
Ah yes, the face of meringue regret.
Tonight the role of Danny Jones shall be played by a hive of bees in a skin suit.
Read MoreCelebrity MasterChef 2021, Episode 1: Aubergine Boiler
Nothing has changed since her turn on Strictly 11 years ago then.
Welcome to Faye Winter’s Spicy Nightmare!
Read MoreCelebrity MasterChef Christmas Cook-off: The Corporealised Form of a Trombone Slide
Paint me like one of your French turkeys.
I hadn’t initially intended to recap the festive MasterChef specials but then Oti Mabuse showed up and Su Pollard did something awful to fruit and I truly had no choice.
Read MoreCelebrity MasterChef 2021, The Final: A Very Handsome Brachiosaurus
Truly, Kadeena won the moment she donned that navy blue lipstick.
After 6 weeks and many, many culinary highlights and… lowlights… we find out who our Celebrity MasterChef 2021 Champion will be.
Read MoreCelebrity MasterChef 2021, Episode 17: A Partially Made Dachshund
This is now a Head Chef Nick fan blog.
It’s Finale Eve and we just have to make it through one last Professional Chef PR Stunt and some near miss poultry disasters before we can find out who the contenders for Celebrity MasterChef Champion 2021 ARE!
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