I have always thought Claudia Winkleman was at least 1/4 raven.

It’s the final and we can finally know who wil be taking home the prestigious trophy that is a wooden spoon within a bell jar – the perfect lockdown metaphor.

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Tea towels at full mast, the international signal of culinary distress.

Welcome to the semi-finals where things are getting fishy and there’s not mushroom for anyone to make even the tiniest of mistakes.

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Is Ed Balls brushing his teeth in the kitchen or is his shopping list in the bathroom?

It’s the quarter finals and what better way to test the Best Home Cook hopefuls than making a cake for Mary Berry and then surprising them with a tin chickpeas?

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I too would feign chronic toothache if I had to spend this much time around Ed Balls.

Welcome to an episode of Roast Dinner Discourse and 20 minutes of celebrities trying to things with bananas that you shouldn’t try at home!

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Consider this Ed Balls’s audition tape for Celebrities Go Tobogganing.

I hope you like pea soup and burger discourse because that’s mostly all that this episode had to offer!

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I’m shocked it took Ed Balls 3 episodes to bust out the Gangnam Style routine.

This time the Home Cooks take on the most important meal of the day with some alarmingly alcoholic results followed by a challenge in which many of the contestants crumble.

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She sees you when you’re sleeping. She sees you when you’re awake. She knows if you’ve been good or bad, so don’t make a stupid mistake!

Love is in the air as we head out on a chocolate laden date night before we confront someone’s classist fear of ham.

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