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Find someone that looks at you the way Keith Brymer Jones looks at a 10 second candlestick.
Welcome to The Great Pottery Throwdown’s Emotional Destruction Week, where not only Keith does the crying for once.
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You will be hearing from the Springwatch lawyers.
No labradors were harmed in the writing of this recap.
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For one brief moment, I did think they were going to whip off that hessian cloth and reveal Siobhan McSweeney.
It’s 60s week, so think The Beatles, Thunderbirds and Disturbing Jelly Salads.
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Love Productions, you can have Britain’s Next Top Mud Wrestler for free.
If you thought Garden Week was going to be a fun and sedate time, YOU THOUGHT WRONG! Strap in, there’s Gnomish Discourse to be had.
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Three weeks of the show being branded the most wholesome show on television and then BAM! Filth.
Raku Week returns with everyone’s favourite elements: Fire! Combustion! And lots of questionable hand movements.
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For a show so wholesome, it does occasionally lean into SEVERELY threatening territory.
In this week’s episode we ponder “When is a Bottle Kiln a vase?” and “When is a cat inanimate?”.
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Now it’s a party.
In this week’s episode Pet Wars heats up and we ponder “What came first: the ceramic chicken or the ceramic egg?”
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I for one salute our new pottery overlords.
It’s back, so pour yourself a nice ceramic bottle of milk, sit back and let’s pretend like I know what I’m talking about!
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Are you happy to see me or is that a hump on your wheel?
As they say, all good things must come to and end and after 10 glorious weeks we must finally crown our Pottery Throwdown Overlord, so get your cocktails ready because it’s party time!
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I have never seen a more perfect representation of life in student shared housing.
It’s Bathroom Week and we get to appreciate the rare televisual thrill of watching people watch water drain out of a sink!
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