Category: The Apprentice: Series 16 (2022)
The Apprentice, Series 16, Episode 11: Nose-blind Spaniel

That’s a lot of words for “a cafĂ©”.
It’s the penultimate episode, which can only mean one thing: Interviews and the triumphant return of Claude!
Read MoreThe Apprentice, Series 16, Episode 10: Tiny Jar of Death

Ah yes, the universal The Apprentice audience experience.
You’ve heard of the rock band Babyshambles? Get ready for straight up Baby Shambles.
Read MoreThe Apprentice, Series 16, Episode 9: The Anti-world’s Chuckle Brothers

Separated at birth.
It’s the Live TV Selling Challenge and everyone is just desperately trying not to end up on WatchMojo’s list of The Top 10 Blunders from The Apprentice.
Read MoreThe Apprentice, Series 16, Episode 8: A Funeral For a Court Jester

Nick Campbell sitting in the corner of a room looking like he was refereeing a child’s birthday party was indeed the highlight of the episode.
You can really tell how much the pandemic has affected businesses when Silverstone is willing to allow The Apprentice to run rampant on their property.
Read MoreThe Apprentice, Series 16, Episode 7: Gradient Brainworms

He was a stop sign.
She was a traffic cone.
Could I make it anymore obvious?
Have you ever wondered how much of a nightclub you could fit in the back of a family sedan? Well, you’re about to find out.
Read MoreThe Apprentice, Series 16, Episode 6: The Mulletted Bargaineer

Ah, the strong smell of cheddar and a back note of an HR disaster when he gets back to the office and has to explain why he bought these tickets.
This is a preemptive apology to the Welsh Tourism Bureau, I hope you recover swiftly.
Read MoreThe Apprentice, Series 16, Episode 5: Cleavage Charades

The BBC has unveiled its surprise casting choices for the new series of Doctor Who.
What do you call a Penguin in the Arctic?
Read MoreThe Apprentice, Series 16, Episode 4: A Few Errant Lungs

Welcome to Amy Having a Miserable Time: Coastal Edition!
In this week’s episode the candidates wreak havoc in that famous seaside resort… All Of Cornwall.
Read MoreThe Apprentice, Series 16, Episode 3: Girlboss Blood Pact

If I only had 30 minutes to get ready at 4am, I’d look like this too.
Welcome to The Apprentice we have NO FUN AND NO BEER.
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