Strictly 2022, Week 2, Results Show: Apostles of Kink
*Record scratch* *Freeze frame* “Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got into this situation…”
It’s called fashion, sweaty. Look it up.
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Strictly 2022, Week 2, Main Show: Medium Sized Carrot Cake
Matt Goss is living my dream – dancing with Nadiya, wearing nice hats, eating entire cakes by himself while wearing nice hats.
I apologise for the amount of thrusting in this recap.
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