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Game of Wool 2025, THE FINAL: Robin Hood’s Drag Brunch

That’s one way to win the show, I guess.

Get your Bavarian stocking cap on, we’ve got a recap to read.

Game of Wool 2025, Episode 7: Ravenous Bath Mats

Same, babe.

I’ll tell you where you can stick those 2kg balls of wool…

Game of Wool 2025, Episode 6: Disparaging Smørrebrøds

Any hole is a goal!

The 3 rules of television: Don’t work with kids, don’t work with animals and don’t work with lace.

Game of Wool 2025, Episode 5: Undisclosed Metric of Slouchiness

Which is why Tom is dressed as a marine life choking hazard.

This recap does not have a smiley face.

Game of Wool 2025, Episode 4: Sir Tiberius Hobbleskirt

Oh for foot’s sake.

Hold on to your buttons, it’s going to be a bumpy ride.

Game of Wool 2025, Episode 3: Rock Climbing Glamour Pants

the eternal question of this show.

This one’s for you, Yasmin Harper.

Game of Wool 2025, Episode 2: A Not At All Specific Cathedral

…this is a hostage situation.

Who will be an emotional support dog for the emotional support dogs?

Game of Wool 2025, Episode 1: Nonconsensual Chunky Knitting

Somehow this show has more tension than anything Tom Daley knits.

We have to save Holger.