Celebrity MasterChef 2021, Episode 8: Alphonso Magoo

Narrator Voice: It was not going to be great.

Well, if this episode did anything it was has put my claim to be The Cassandra of TV Cookery Competitions into disrepute as a great injustice falls – and I’m not even talking about the things they did to the eggs!

I guess we all know Gregg’s safe word now.

Another week of heats, another 5 celebrities of varying degrees of personified chaos and toothy whiteness.

Penny Lancaster heartily endorses the MasterChef Drinking Game.

It’s the second quarter finals and I suppose it was only a matter of time before Andi Peters Houdini’d himself out of the BBC Broom Cupboard.

After seeing how Penny Lancaster makes mayonnaise, I think we all are.

Round Two for this week’s celebs and I hope you like fish? And weren’t expecting Rick Stein.

There is truly only one way to drink champagne.

A new batch of celebrities and only marginally less chaotic than the last!

There’s been a murder!

It’s our first quarter final and you’ll be glad to know that the group is as chaotic as ever.

If you’re not cooking while dressed like a Victorian dowager in mourning then are you truly cooking?

If there’s one thing we’ve all had more than enough time to do in Lockdown it’s familiarise ourselves with cheeses, so I have to say: I aced the surprise cheese quiz.