Bake Off: The Professionals, Series 4, Episode 10: String a Piece of Toblerone

Bake Off: The Cannibals is going well.

It’s the final and everyone is bringing the glitz, the glamour and the innate patisserie based peril that a series closer always needs!

Well, they said if he went down to the woods today he was in for a big surprise.

If this episode gave us nothing else, it at least gave us the new popular party game: Hide The Jelly.

if anyone wanted to know what it would look like if you spliced the DNA of Moby and Elton John, consider that question answered.

There’s disco, roulades, black forest gateaux and potentially ill-advised leather jackets and yet somehow not once was this referred to as 70s Week.

That feeling when you’re not a cat person and the cat makes a beeline for your lap.

Do you want to know what a pithivier and fudge have in common? Well too bad, you’re going to go to your grave wondering because apparently we’ve given up on themed weeks.

He’s here to make truffles and suck blood. And he’s all done making truffles.

If you’re after a chocolate showpiece that has a miscellaneous piece of gubbins gently rotating on a pedestal just to the left of it, but not quite part of it, well I’ve got some options for you!

Things didn’t go great for Slimer after Ghostbusters 2.

A new batch of contestants arrive to take on the perils of a tiramisu and one brave soul attempts to set an entire bowl of custard with but 5 grams of gelatine.

Relatable content.

It’s Chocolate Week which is strange because literally every week of this show could feasibly be considered Chocolate Week.

Mmm, fondant medical waste!

Apparently in their 4th series they’ve finally learned that alternating the team heats every week didn’t allow us to get to know the teams so it’s the same set of people as last week! There is also carnage.

Cherish Finden came, she delivered many a reaction Jpeg, she left.

The Great British Bake Off’s stressed out, overachieving cousin is back and absolutely determined to bring about The Jaffa Cake Discourse once again. They are biscuit-sized cakes, can we stop?