Category: Great British Bake Off: The Professionals
Bake Off: The Professionals, Series 5, The Final: Cremeux Lasso
[Frenchness intensifies]
No horses were harmed in the making of this episode. Several pastry chefs were.
Read MoreBake Off: The Professionals, Series 5, Episode 9: The Ankylosaur That Was Promised
There’s a thin line between Dilophosaurus and Shocked Mime when playing Charades.
Quite a few dinosaurs were harmed in the making of this episode.
Read MoreBake Off: The Professionals, Series 5, Episode 8: Georgia O’Keeffe’s Helter Skelter
Ah yes, the classic stance of the Bake Off Host Watching Contestants Work With Ice Cream – a triumph of form and function.
Welcome to a glorified episode of “Is It Cake?”.
Read MoreBake Off: The Professionals, Series 5, Episode 7: Delegation of Weightlifting Swans
Oh Stacey, where do we even begin?
Forgive the fact this recap is a day late – I, and everyone else, got a bit distracted.
Read MoreBake Off: The Professionals, Series 5, Episode 6: Professional Divorce
No matter where you go, or where you stand the Mousehole Cat will always have a slightly drifting eye on you.
Content Warning: Tentacles on the Internet.
Read MoreBake Off: The Professionals: Series 5, Episode 5: Notable Pigeons
Could I interest you in some fava beans with that?
Get your jumpers on because we’re layering this week.
Read MoreBake Off: The Professionals, Series 5, Episode 4: Accidental Chocolate Fertility Symbol
Where was this investigative journalism during the Platinum Jubilee?
It’s Week 4 and the second group of teams take to the kitchen to mostly giggle at the word “balls”.
Read MoreBake Off: The Professionals, Series 5, Episode 3: The Modus Operandi of Fudge
Just in: This Week’s Political Review!
Have you ever wanted to see someone experience the thrillings rush of a sugar high and devastating blow of a sugar crash on national television? Buckle in.
Read MoreBake Off: The Professionals, Series 5, Episode 2: Geometric Soup
These are the only facial expressions I pull during this show.
Ah yes, my favourite show: Professional Pastry Chefs Going Insane For 1 Hour.
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