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Category: Great British Bake Off: The Professionals

Bake Off: The Professionals, Series 6, Episode 1: Allegations of Baby Food

I just think they’re neat.

Can I not eat this?

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Bake Off: The Professionals, Series 5, The Final: Cremeux Lasso

[Frenchness intensifies]

No horses were harmed in the making of this episode. Several pastry chefs were.

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Bake Off: The Professionals, Series 5, Episode 9: The Ankylosaur That Was Promised

There’s a thin line between Dilophosaurus and Shocked Mime when playing Charades.

Quite a few dinosaurs were harmed in the making of this episode.

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Bake Off: The Professionals, Series 5, Episode 8: Georgia O’Keeffe’s Helter Skelter

Ah yes, the classic stance of the Bake Off Host Watching Contestants Work With Ice Cream – a triumph of form and function.

Welcome to a glorified episode of “Is It Cake?”.

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Bake Off: The Professionals, Series 5, Episode 7: Delegation of Weightlifting Swans

Oh Stacey, where do we even begin?

Forgive the fact this recap is a day late – I, and everyone else, got a bit distracted.

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Bake Off: The Professionals, Series 5, Episode 6: Professional Divorce

No matter where you go, or where you stand the Mousehole Cat will always have a slightly drifting eye on you.

Content Warning: Tentacles on the Internet.

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Bake Off: The Professionals: Series 5, Episode 5: Notable Pigeons

Could I interest you in some fava beans with that?

Get your jumpers on because we’re layering this week.

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Bake Off: The Professionals, Series 5, Episode 4: Accidental Chocolate Fertility Symbol

Where was this investigative journalism during the Platinum Jubilee?

It’s Week 4 and the second group of teams take to the kitchen to mostly giggle at the word “balls”.

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Bake Off: The Professionals, Series 5, Episode 3: The Modus Operandi of Fudge

Just in: This Week’s Political Review!

Have you ever wanted to see someone experience the thrillings rush of a sugar high and devastating blow of a sugar crash on national television? Buckle in.

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Bake Off: The Professionals, Series 5, Episode 2: Geometric Soup

These are the only facial expressions I pull during this show.

Ah yes, my favourite show: Professional Pastry Chefs Going Insane For 1 Hour.

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