Bake Off: The Professionals, Series 5, Episode 6: Professional Divorce

No matter where you go, or where you stand the Mousehole Cat will always have a slightly drifting eye on you.

Content Warning: Tentacles on the Internet.

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Bake Off: The Professionals, Series 4, Episode 8: Cakey Kaiju

if anyone wanted to know what it would look like if you spliced the DNA of Moby and Elton John, consider that question answered.

There’s disco, roulades, black forest gateaux and potentially ill-advised leather jackets and yet somehow not once was this referred to as 70s Week.

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