Bake Off: The Professionals, Series 5, Episode 6: Professional Divorce
No matter where you go, or where you stand the Mousehole Cat will always have a slightly drifting eye on you.
Content Warning: Tentacles on the Internet.
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Bake Off: The Professionals: Series 5, Episode 5: Notable Pigeons
Could I interest you in some fava beans with that?
Get your jumpers on because we’re layering this week.
Read MoreBake Off: The Professionals, Series 5, Episode 4: Accidental Chocolate Fertility Symbol
Where was this investigative journalism during the Platinum Jubilee?
It’s Week 4 and the second group of teams take to the kitchen to mostly giggle at the word “balls”.
Read MoreBake Off: The Professionals, Series 5, Episode 3: The Modus Operandi of Fudge
Just in: This Week’s Political Review!
Have you ever wanted to see someone experience the thrillings rush of a sugar high and devastating blow of a sugar crash on national television? Buckle in.
Read MoreBake Off: The Professionals, Series 5, Episode 2: Geometric Soup
These are the only facial expressions I pull during this show.
Ah yes, my favourite show: Professional Pastry Chefs Going Insane For 1 Hour.
Read MoreBake Off: The Professionals, Series 5, Episode 1: Busty Limbless Fairy
You can spot the precise moment that Stacey Solomon stopped having fun after seeing two Showpieces collapse.
Finally, Channel 4 decided to do me a solid and actually put the episode online!
Read MoreBake Off: The Professionals, Series 4, Episode 10: String a Piece of Toblerone
Bake Off: The Cannibals is going well.
It’s the final and everyone is bringing the glitz, the glamour and the innate patisserie based peril that a series closer always needs!
Read MoreBake Off: The Professionals, Series 4, Episode 9: Retroactive Punishments Against Culinary Disasters
Well, they said if he went down to the woods today he was in for a big surprise.
If this episode gave us nothing else, it at least gave us the new popular party game: Hide The Jelly.
Read MoreBake Off: The Professionals, Series 4, Episode 8: Cakey Kaiju
if anyone wanted to know what it would look like if you spliced the DNA of Moby and Elton John, consider that question answered.
There’s disco, roulades, black forest gateaux and potentially ill-advised leather jackets and yet somehow not once was this referred to as 70s Week.
Read MoreBake Off: The Professionals, Series 4, Episode 7: Massive Sunburnt Duck
That feeling when you’re not a cat person and the cat makes a beeline for your lap.
Do you want to know what a pithivier and fudge have in common? Well too bad, you’re going to go to your grave wondering because apparently we’ve given up on themed weeks.
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