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Is it possible to buy shares in Dolli’s inner corner highlight?
Have you ever wondered what Princess Margaret would look like if you pan-fried her for 15 minutes? Well good luck, because you’re about to find out.
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The Great British Homemade Necklace Off isn’t going great.
It’s International Week which is the closest most of us have been to going abroad for over a year now. So enjoy the sunny climes of The French Navy, that sarong you wore in Majorca and Frida Kahlo’s Back Catalogue.
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Fun Fact: this is the most expensive bowl of cereal to have ever been sold.
It’s Gold Week which means Katherine Ryan gets to finally use that gold digger joke she’s been sitting on ever since she got cast as the host.
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Well, she got the Quote of the Season if nothing else.
We’re fresh off the boat of Drag Race Season 13 and like Hell were they going to give us any breathing space. So open wide because RuPaul has been practicing his terrible Aussie puns for MONTHS now.
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Welcome to the first episode of Britain’s Next Top Cat Burglar.
Have you ever wondered how irrationally angered you can be by 1 singular sequin? Get ready to find out.
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Get ready for the Great British Optometry Challenge!
It’s Men’s Wear Week which means it’s my favourite week: Awkward Male Model Week!
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Welcome to the All That Glitters edition of Cluedo where the result is always Solange Azagury-partridge in the Indoor Judging Conservatoire with a Statement Necklace.
It’s Alternative Materials Week, which is always the best week of any design based competition! Let crafty Hell reign!
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I just love how much this looks like a weird funeral photoshoot that America’s Next Top Model would have done.
After nearly five (5) months we’ve finally reached the finale. God I hope they play Season 14 like a speed run.
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Hands up if you’ve ever tasted setting powder.
I’m so glad they’ve managed to find a way to safely film Glow Up as well as putting in measures to make it that much more inclusive, which has of course angered certain branches of Mumsnet but we can only count that as a win.
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Need a hand Serena?
What show other than Sewing Bee could feature a priest’s husband wearing speedos, a cat named Yoda, a tumbling Frenchman and enough turquoise fringe to please every drag queen in Britain?
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