MasterChef: The Professionals, Episodes 10 & 11: Culinary Efficient Poodle

Me hoping every contestant will be the next Cod Cheek Omelette.

So… frozen meringue, huh?

I had nowhere else I could use this screenshot.

Ynav eht nioj.

The buttons have been banished and nature is healing.

This recap has been cryogenically frozen.

The Mask (1994, Chuck Russell)

I wrote this recap in 17 minutes.

“To good health and Blackpool Plot Armour”

This recap is my listening face.

She can see time.

How many awful things could possibly happen to one crab?

Catch of the day!

This is Recapography.

It’s only about a fistful of butter, but sure.

Now with 100% less exploding blenders!

For a good time call…

This recap is still looking for its tooth.

Images that precede unfortunate events.

This recap was made on the Japanese mandolin.

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