The Apprentice, Series 16, Episode 3: Girlboss Blood Pact

If I only had 30 minutes to get ready at 4am, I’d look like this too.

Welcome to The Apprentice we have NO FUN AND NO BEER.

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The Apprentice 2018: Contestant Ranking

It’s back and as cringe and ineloquent as ever – and that’s just Lord Sugar spouting off things that scriptwriters clearly wrote to troll the fuck out of him. He should really take that up with his HR firm “Diddums” and “Don’t Care”… and then there’s the contestants including a self titled “Mumpreneur” (not a thing), a “Duracell Bunny of Business” and “Willy Wonka drinking an Espresso Martini” (drunk and insane?) We’re in for a WILD ride this series.

We’ll update this list as they’re eliminated ranking them from worst to best so ONWARDS TO MEDIOCRITY!

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