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How nice of Michelle Visage to come dressed as Elektra Shock dressed as Moira Rose.
It’s Drag Race Down Under finale, so get ready to be thoroughly whelmed and relieved that we’re finally free from this curse.
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Just popping to the shops, anybody need anything?
Another week, another outcome decided almost entirely by throwing a ferret into a ball pit but this time with interpretive dance and pies.
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Glad to know we’re all still looking for the reason Art Simone came back.
It’s the makeover episode where the people are lovely and the judging criteria is decided by ferrets playing a rigorous game of Twister.
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So, what was your emotional reaction to this week’s episode?
Welcome to Mess Town, population Everyone Involved In This Show.
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This is Sailor Jupiter now, feel old yet?
If Drag Race Down Under is committed to anything, it’s creating discourse because my God are they doing absolutely everything in their power to generate think pieces at a rate we haven’t seen since the Game of Thrones finale.
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Australia’s Got Talent certainly has some alternative acts.
If this episode accomplished anything, it at least managed to rid me of the earworm that was Bing Bang Bong. Now I just spontaneously sing “Queens, Down Under!” like Jesy Nelson’s doing her Jamaican accent.
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Hang this picture of Coco Jumbo as Sailor Moon Lizzo Holding up the Word Bussy in The Louvre!
It’s episode 2, there’s 9 queens who barely know one another so it’s the perfect time for Snatch Game, right? Wrong.
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Well, she got the Quote of the Season if nothing else.
We’re fresh off the boat of Drag Race Season 13 and like Hell were they going to give us any breathing space. So open wide because RuPaul has been practicing his terrible Aussie puns for MONTHS now.
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