Rule One of Jewellery Club: ALWAYS LIE.
It’s final and either Dan, Hugo or Tamara will be taking home the distinctly unaesthetically pleasing All That Glitters trophy after a battle involving more pearls than Vermeer could shake his paintbrush at.
I can almost feel this show being pushed to the 9pm slot for its second series.
If they’ve brought out the diamonds for the semi-finals, I can’t imagine what the final is going to involve. BRING ON THE HUMAN TEETH NECKLACES!
Fun Fact: this is the most expensive bowl of cereal to have ever been sold.
It’s Gold Week which means Katherine Ryan gets to finally use that gold digger joke she’s been sitting on ever since she got cast as the host.
Welcome to the All That Glitters edition of Cluedo where the result is always Solange Azagury-partridge in the Indoor Judging Conservatoire with a Statement Necklace.
It’s Alternative Materials Week, which is always the best week of any design based competition! Let crafty Hell reign!
Here is Exhibit A. in the evidence that all jewellers look slightly like Bond villains.
Have you ever wondered how much 1 woman could hate something as innocuous as a jump ring? Well guess what, we’re about to find out as we push the meaning of the word “chain” to its limits.
I think we can safely guess that Katherine Ryan’s decision to do this show hinged entirely on being able to wave around the bangle measuring tool.
All That Glitters is finally here and it is very much putting my inability to spell the word “jewellery” correctly to the test as well as the fact sawing sounds put my teeth on edge.